It says, "Woah man totally some serious stuff going down in this here forest see that dude looks like he ... to yank that sword outta the sacred grove what a bad*** his name can only be as bad*** as his face something like..."
Though at first I thought your answer was a joke, after some reviewing with the text myself, it happens to be correct, from what you can read. As for the Text itself, it seems to be of Twilight Princess form, GameCube Version to be specific...fine understanding, I tip my hat.
Well the fact I actually know the owl in the Zelda games makes me feel a little safe, but there is still this little oppression because in the end we can't really know... ^^' That's maybe the perspective? XD